Copyright © Mind Curry
1723 hours; April 07, 2006
Taking into consideration the bloglic outcry and demand, the President of Blogosphere has granted pardon to Miss. Scissors unconditionally. The President in his statement said that this incident has become a situation of national security and interest, and could potentially affect India's nuclear deal with America. Nonetheless, as it happens in this world, even if a gazillion innocent victims walk to the deathrow or thousands of children are convicted, one known criminal should not be punished if there is the slightest opposition and should go scott-free. Miss. Scissors, thus escapes a possible execution by being melt into a metal ball, and will now be able to go back to her bathroom.
On April 02, 2006 Miss. Scissors allegedly stabbed Mr.MC causing serious hurt and was charged with attempted homicide, and sent to prison. Mr. Tap, the only witness to this incident turned hostile and pleaded ignorance saying his vision has deteriorated over the last few years and all he could see was lots of blood and hear a "yyyyeeaaahh!!" from Miss. Scissors followed by an "ouchchchch" by Mr.MC. Friends of MC say Miss.Scissors was on anti-psychotics for depression, secretly, without MC's knowledge, which the family of Miss.Scissors vehemently rubbished.
Meanwhile, the leaders of the Divine Ya Ya Scissorhood were quick to welcome this decision and termed this as a victory for the Scissorhood and its campaign for a free Scissor nation. "Let no human think that a Scissor can be treated as a tool anymore", Miss. Helen Fiskars, spokescissor for the Scissorhood shouted as Miss. Scissors was brought out of the prison. The Scissorhood congratulated the President of Blogosphere and offered a free haircut, which Mr.President declinded in a gentlemanly fashion.
Mr.MC, who is nursing his wound at an undisclosed location somewhere off the Malpe coast, was unavailable for comments and not reachable on Skype. His secretary termed the whole incident as staged, and an attempt by vested interests to damage MC's repute and life, which hitherto was an open book and now shall be not so open. She said, contrary to public disbelief, MC and Scissors shared a very happy and peaceful relationship till the incident occured.
The mysterious incident that rocked blogosphere still remains unsolved.
33 comments:
Really funny. Great imagination. Hope Mr.MC is fine now.
hmm.. u wrote it well :-)
@ suji - thank you so much. you were missing in action for a while yourself?!
@ jithu - when such a compliment comes from a talented writer like you, it means something :)
haha:) well written, MC.
Glad to see you are recovering well and your animosity towards your long time love interest Ms. Scissors is waning..atleast a bit. I mean to still share the same space after such a violent incident, truly speaks volume of your kind heart.
I guess the scissorhood is celebrating its victory over mankind...
MC, was there more to you pardoning such a horrific crime than your kind heart ...did the scissorhood pay you an undisclosed amount so that you can vacation and nurse your deep wounds in an undisclosed location?
I did hear rumors floating around in blogosphere of MC and his crew s boarding a plane to Hawaiiiiiiii.....
hey man ... now we find u have a talent for humor as well ( refer last 2 posts) ..poet ..philosopher wht next ...no wonder ur happy wid ur company ...ther are no gaps to be filled maybe ?
leaders of the Divine Ya Ya Scissorhood .....what next!
oh man!
My stomach did a few crunches of it's own after reading this update of yours (read-rofl)..ahem..MR.MC, I mean.
Humor and wit at it's genuine best.
Hope to see MR.MC live and in action boogieing away with Ms.Fiskars after some kind of reconciliation has been arrived upon..lol
thank god you were not there in person to relate the whole episode.I'd probably be admitted in NIMHANS with failure to stop laughing and no immediate cure...hahaha.
Very interesting! Sorry I missed you posts for a while, am catching back up!
Cheers!
my sympathies with Mr.MC, but Ms.Scissors was innocent in my view although Mr.MC wrote this biased post and tried to establish the contrary. I'm sure had Mr.Prez read this post, he would've been influenced.
However, the sudden appearance of Divine Ya Ya Scissorhood was uncalled for, these unions are so ubiquitous, jumping at every chance for some publicity.
Nice one, have a great re-union !
Hope the wound gets healed soon..
Press Release from Miss Scissors publicist.
The accused (as per Divine Ya Ya Scissorhood) Mr M C was watching the Lakme Fashion Show with Miss Scissors. Just when Ms Carol Gracias walked the ramp Mr.MC went out of control and hurt himself by falling on Miss Scissors left hand. He blamed Miss Scisssors later on to hide the real reason for the accident. Miss Scissors will now sue Ms Carol Gracias and the organisers of the Lakme India Show for the grievous injuries to her reputation.We tried to contact Mr MC but his Secretary said that he will be available ONLY after the Lakme India Fashion show.
Mr. Tap in the meantime is absconding but is rumoured to be holidaying in Hawaii after a sudden windfall.
:))
Damned funny post!!! Written really well :))
@ quills - well, women seem to be reading too much into MC's secretary's statement :)
no undisclosed amount and all.. MC is a man of virtue :P and the scissorhood..hmpf!
@ shruti - lol..thanks dear..its always good to see the lighter side of life..and what better time to do that than when you are wounded and grounded :)
@ maya - thanks for the long comment :) glad you laughed :) boogieing? :) lol..sure. spinning around perhaps.
@ helen - there you are..was wondering which part of the world you are striking the deal :)
@ arjun - hmm..the birth of a brotherhood was never far away :))
@ anita - hihi..no reunion ..not yet..hope them wounds heal soon too :)
@ silverine - you mean Mr.MC was shocked seeing Carol's fine adjustments? no no..:)
I think the Ya Ya got it totally wrong.
and FYI, Carol and Scissors are thick friends, helps Carol fix apparent malfunctions. and Carol is a fine lady anyway :)
Mr.Tap! I did finally fix him!!
Damned funny post!!! Written really well :))
wow..a compliment from one of the best :)
Miss. Scissors, Mr. Tap and Mr. MC...ROFL.
Mr. MC watching the fashion show, while having a good time with Miss. Scissors and fell on her left hand... more ROFL
Are you nursing your wounds at the undisclosed location with your secretary or is still Miss. Scissors with you...
Really funny post. I hope there is more.
wow..a compliment from one of the best
Wow I get a compliment from one of the best writers I have come across :))
@Alexis: The plot thickens :p
She yells "yaaaaaah", and you just said "ouchchchch"? I'm a little suspicious here...
You should have told Tap that he can be convicted of perjury, and he will be dismantled unless he fesses up.
Clear case of witness tampering if you ask me...but the moral of the story is that women...err I mean scissors...ALWAYS win.
Good one mindcurry, first time here!
Ram
Why don't you bring over some shiny new shears, lawn-shears, trimmers and bolt-cutters just to show that you have other, better "options"..... keep her on her toes. Or just to spite her and make her jealous? ;)
This advice stems from a methodology I successfully pursued all through my chequered life.... and has helped me rein in the meanest women >:) :P
Regards,
Lord Emperor Narakasura.
Harem #42,The Iron Keep,
Pragjyotishapuram.
PS: But I do watch out for the closet psychos who might get too offended for comfort.
@ alexis - thanks al :)
good time with secretary??? oh my gawdd!! how could yoouuu..
:)
@ silverine - this is my lucky day! another one!! :)
@ ram - welcome here! mr.tap has been let off considering his age and health status :)
@ anand - lol..that was funny..a witty emperor! i like it.
Why don't you bring over some shiny new shears
the sheer size gives me jitters! :)
but reigning in the meanies aint no small feat!
Good writing..
Do you happen to have some stained dress with you which can be used as evidence?
hahaaha, the divine Ya Ya ScissorHood! hahaah
@ geetha - thanks a lot G.
@ geo - ah..i do not have a stained "dress", but the room walls have shades of red still :)
@ anjaan - :) they are a powerful lot!
Great imagination nicely spiced up with humour!
Loved the location for relaxation:
Malpe coast!! Have you been there?
Rashmi.
@ rashmi - thanks :)
ofcourse, malpe and tanir bavi used to be favortie stops.
MC,
Good thinking n good writing. U cud even consider changing professions! (to either a writer or a lawyer too!!!) ;)
Carol and Scissors are thick friends, helps Carol fix apparent malfunctions
ahem so that's why Ms Scissors snipped off Ms Carols er...modesty ? *eyebrows raised* Ah the woman scorned...let this be a lesson to you, never to mess with the gals :))
@ has to be me - lol..yeah..i will need a lawyer for myself soon!!
@ silverine - snipped of her modesty?? man..no way! :)
ofcourse i learnt my lessons well. hehe..
lol..!
both the posts as well as the comments are hilarious..
:))
@ hope and love - yeah..absolutely..some of the smartest people around comment on this blog!:)
Oh Great- Now what will we have 2 cut with, sharp sticks?
:]
Happy Easter Mind Curry! :)
(and special wishes to Miss Scissors too)
@ silverine - so sweet of you..thank you..wish you the same in advance. feast!!! feast!!! :)
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